New Year 2017 Funny Jokes, SMS, Messages

Happy New Year 2017 Funny Jokes & SMS

New Year is incomplete without jokes, fun and light moments. Who wants to appear dull and somber on the Brand New Day of a Brand New Year? People spread smile on New Year Day and wish each other a Very Happy New on the Brand New Day of a Brand New Year. People spread smile on New Year Day and wish each other a Very Happy New Year. It is a belief that if the first day of the year is spent with a smile on the face, the rest of the year will also pass smiling and happily. So don’t be sad and grave this New Year. Forget all your worries and pains and celebrate the New Year with fun and excitement.

Celebrate the New Year with fun and spread smile and see the benefits of the infectious smile all throughout the year. Here we have brought a unique collection of Happy New Year 2017 Jokes and Funny SMS which you can forward to your friends and family to bring a wide smile on their faces.

Happy New Year 2017 Funny Jokes & SMS

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New Year 2017 Funny Jokes

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
    And the eyesight to tell the difference.
  3. ‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
  4. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek
    Crore rupay
    Sey bhara howa bag mile



Har ek note
Pe likha ho

  1. Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
  2. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
  3. For my new year’s resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
  4. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one? I’ve quit buying.
  5. Happy New Year

Soch Rahe Ho Ki Aaj Kyun ?


Ab Tum Don Ko Sikhao Gay K Kab Wish Karna Hai,
Don Jab Bhi Chahta Hai Tab Wish Karta Hai…

  1. Now that the old year has passed Let the past be over with The New Year has come forth and owned the clock So let us look forward to all the possibilities That the New Year in these twelve months with it brings

Here we comes with some funny jokes & SMS on New Year find the best one here. Also share Happy New Year 2017 Funny Jokes with your friends on social networking sites.

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